HO,HO,HO, What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees??Horn?-aments! How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one! Why is Prancer always wet?Because he?s a ?rain?-deer! Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?Because every buck is dear to him! Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners??Rude?-olph! What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because he can?t hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?This one will ?sleigh? you! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-?deer?! What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy??Elk?-a-seltzer! How do you get into Donner's house?You ring the ?deer?-bell! What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?Santelope! How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! Did Rudolph go to a regular school?No, he was ?elf?-taught! Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?Because he was tied to a chicken! Why do reindeer wear fur coats?Because they look silly in snowsuits! Your bud,Prancer
Great picture and it looks like a neat place!
How adorable! I bet they had a great time!
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Maria and Megan had lots of fun at Canadale Nursery... We all had a great time..the girls even did a few arts and crafts well we were there..
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HO,HO,HO,
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
?Horn?-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a ?rain?-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
?Rude?-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
?Elk?-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the ?deer?-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was ?elf?-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats
?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
Your bud,
Prancer
Great picture and it looks like a neat place!
How adorable! I bet they had a great time!
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